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Michael Kelly Content not suitable for under-18s Some pieces contain vulgarity and the occasional swear-word == Poor America. Not even my problem, but, the tension. The uncertainty. Does anyone anywhere really know anything or is everyone mad or desperately hoping? March 2021. President Biden welcomes the new Chinese overlords into Floyd City, formerly known as Washington, makes a speech plagiarizing Vidkun Quisling, gets confused halfway through and orders won ton soup and egg foo yung, soils himself. New lockdown restrictions are announced and the Chinese chairman is made the 100th member of the Supreme Court. White men across America are ordered to report to the nearest police station to be deprived of their privilege, ie their skins and dicks. George Soros is on the currency and all kids will now have sex-change operations at birth. New facial-recognition software bans you from social media and reports you to your employer if you even look like you're going to type wrongthink. Trump was given a show-trial, publicly tortured for a week and put before a televised firing-squad. His corpse is now hanging from an arm of the Statue of Liberty, now the Statue of Equality, and birds are pecking his eyes. 'Trust The Plan,' someone says confidently, even smugly, to a fellow refugee as they evade the searchlights and bloodhounds and try to cross the minefields at the border. '4D-chess.' == I used to hate conspiracy theories but this is the wrong period of history for that. As I was falling asleep the other night I had this sudden conviction, 'The mink cull is the first step towards killing off cats. Demons hate cats.' Even if it's not that it's still wrong. The minks who came back to life, that isn't a sign of zombie apocalypse but God expressing his disapproval, belated as ever. Meanwhile I just listened to half a radio thing about selkies. It had eerie music. I soon decided the eerie music was misplaced and that no amount of it would work. Selkies are the most rubbish monsters in any mythology. They are frigging seals. Seals are not scary. Seals will never be scary. All right then, were-seals. That still isn't scary. 'It's a terrible curse, every full moon he has to balance a beach-ball on his nose.' The minister denouncing them from the pulpit of the kirk: 'Watch ye for the signs of the devil's servants among us... By this sign may ye know them: they applaud too enthusiastically.' These sinister figures lolloping out of the shadows and going, 'Arf! Arf! Arf!' 'But they steal the fish!' That isn't enough to make a monster, you tight-fisted Scottish mingebags. It's as if English farmers created a whole mythos around an Apple-Scrumping Beast. And, lady fantasy writers, they aren't remotely sexy or romantic either. They're seals , for Jesus' sake. Have some dignity. Imagine the cold nose pressing against your breasts, trying to honk them like a rubber horn. == How dare Trump try to interfere with the time-honoured American tradition of the Democrats stuffing ballots? (Has anyone made the joke about the Silent Majority i.e. dead people having spoken?) What kind of cry-baby is he? He acts like it's some kind of a faux pas and even a shock to him. Didn't his people factor for it in their projections? Damn bad form. He's behaving like a wrecker. Nixon rolled over to Kennedy for the sake of the republic, dontcherknow, only thing for a gentleman to do. But the thing is, why should he? Why should any of us on the out-side play pussy any more? There's no longer any incentive to play along. It only encourages them to greater excesses, and anyway we're damned if we do and damned if we don't. If he acts the noble loser and plays the good sport he won't be held up to future generations as an example of restraint. No matter what he does he's going to be demonized, scapegoated and probably dragged through the courts. He may as well fight. And he may well win. The thing is so blatant even people on their side are embarrassed. Ordinary people, I mean, not the whores in the media. People you would expect to be gloating are strangely subdued and even shamefaced. A republic founded on throwing perfectly good tea in the ocean was never going to come to any good. But it would be a shame for it to end as seedily as this. (Anyway, if he strings things along for a while there's a strong chance Biden will *forget* he's 'won'.) Not my business, perhaps, or my problem. For a Britisher the most depressing thing was an article in the Guardian: 'What the Labour Party can learn from Biden's victory.' Will the other parties and the Electoral Commission learn it too and take steps accordingly? No, of course not, that wouldn't be sporting. == RIP my great friend and kind host Jeremiah, gentleman, poet, independent man, funniest writer of our times . Such a spirit does not die. Now he is where all the art and music and poetry comes from. Be with Ludwig and Mahler and your Ma, chase the looser-virtued angels, delight, astound and scandalise God with jokes he never thought of and lines he never foresaw. == Peter Hitchens has had a genius idea : "I suggest that we are allowed to register as 'relaxed'. We will sign declarations that we will not sue anyone or claim on anyone's insurance if we catch Covid-19. We regard it as a minor risk of life, to be coped with. "Employers...ask staff if they too are prepared to declare themselves 'relaxed'. "Where this happens, all the footling palaver of visors, muzzles ... and 'social distancing' will be abandoned... Trains can have special 'relaxed' carriages where refreshments are served and baleful, doom-laden announcements are turned off... Everyone else can carry on, shrouded in gowns like the staff of a mortuary." Brilliant, brilliant. But it needs extending into all walks of life, virus or not. Register as Relaxed, agree not to sue, and you're spared all Health and Safety nonsense. Sign a form saying you're Relaxed about the health risks and you're allowed to buy cigarettes in attractive undisfigured packets as if you were a grown-up in a free country. Sign up to be Relaxed about free speech, and you're allowed to say what you want without penalty; in return you agree not to complain when others do the same and it offends you. (I seem to remember this was actually tried in many countries for many years and the results were quite good.) Say that you're Relaxed about the fact that life is a finite and fragile thing and that you move through it cheerfully responsible for your own decisions, and the bars of the barbed-wire playpen are finally taken down. I want a Relaxed mass movement, a Relaxed party, a Relaxed Prime Minister telling everyone to chill the hell out. == The phenomenon of famous or semi-famous liberal-darling social media addicts who normally feel compelled to comment on any daily news, add their tuppence on the least little storm in a teacup, suddenly posting nothing but, say, kitten pictures, nature notes, hints of works in progress, announcements that they have rearranged their bookshelves or sorted out their socks; studying their fingernails while outside the world burns, because deep down they don't really approve of riots, mass hysteria, the erasure of history, poster tests or the cancellation of JK Rowling but hey why rock the boat? The Germans probably have a word for it. (I have looked it up. It is Huhnscheisseshtumm .) It is funny, sad, pitiable, in some cases genuinely tragic; should not be judged too harshly by those of us with nothing to lose; is at least a step up from active collaboration with barbarism. I would be the last person to condemn anyone for living in a world of their own. But if this was a fairy-tale they would hereafter be cursed, or moved by a simple sense of shame, to hold their tongues on all topics for the rest of their lives, not having spoken now. == God Almighty, aren't the covid dreams bad enough, do I have to wake up to this? Unbroken gibberish monologues all night, the bits Joyce threw away. Sendak mons...
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